I Know How to Please My Man!
August 2, 2009 by Kelli Claypool
Filed under Hot Topics
Okay, it is no secret that I lack knowledge in the area of sports. My poor son was so embarrassed when he made a “touchdown” while playing little league football and I stood up and yelled [very loudly] “yes, a homerun!” True story! I am now forbidden to yell anything during his games.
Being married to an unbelievable sports fanatic, I just don’t see the point in spending hours upon hours watching TV [unless it's sexy Dale, Jr racing around the NASCAR track]. So, because I am a darn good wife, I decided to purchase the NFL Sunday Ticket for him. He can now watch up to 14 games on any given Sunday.
He’s completely hooked up with a Bose surround sound, a 62″ High Definition plasma TV with picture-in-picture, and a wife who will stay out of his way while he watches football ALL day! I can tell you this much, the NFL Sunday Ticket price is definitely worth it just to see a smile on his face! See, I told you I was a darn good wife and I know how to please my man!
As soon as the NFL Sunday Ticket schedule is posted, I’ll print it for him and he’ll be all set. Hmm, I wonder if he’ll notice that I’ve gone shopping during the football game?











